KWAKFEST 6-pack
Posted by virt on June 14th, 2005 filed in GeneralAs a special treat, please enjoy this collection of my recent Kwakfest entries!
- BEARS: Theme was “CARL SAGAN IN SPACE” and unfortunately I was unable to participate at the time, but yesterday I set aside an hour and did a song anyway after a couple of shots. I promise I did not cheat, I took 55 minutes and change, and forced myself not to change it at all after the hour.
- whipswing: This is totally a “90s swing revival everyone’s jumping on the bandwagon hooray” version of castlevania 3 “clockwork”
- HAMMERTIME: The special theme here was NINJAS!!!!! and my special procedure was: drink another shot of Courvoisier every 6 minutes, so by the time the hour was up I had consumed 10 shots. Forget drinking and driving, the real danger in my life is drinking and sequencing, and you can hear my skill and determination fall apart over the course of the song.
- Battak: Battak is, I think, Hindi for “duck”. Yes, that’s the Ducktales theme with MIDI tabla and sitar. Sorry, but this is probably the best one yet, especially the “If I only had a ____” section.
- Three Inches: Standard v-kwakfest style, just particularly complex this time with a well-defined recurring theme.
- Supabonk: Starts out with my take on Super Bonk’s Adventure for SNES, degrades into a horrifying adventure through the sex lives of Metal Gear’s Solid Snake and our own Super Mario. Yes, that’s Yoshi doing Mario in the ass.
Hope you enjoy these. Kwakfest is really the highlight of my life, and the perfect exercise for speed-writing and improvisation.
June 21st, 2005 at 2:58 am
haha, from the middle of the song it just goes into madness, but it’s hilarious! OMG I laughed so hard!
August 11th, 2005 at 8:19 am
I love the Three inches kwakfestsong!
September 12th, 2005 at 9:18 pm
haha. I had heard whipswing and three inches through the kwakfest site, which is… defunct or something? Great job. I alternately laughed, cried, vomited, etc.