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D I C K H A N D

Here is a game I made entirely by myself, start to finish, in a single weekend for the Global Game Jam. I made it using Unity Pro, Luxology Modo, Photoshop, Cubase, Sound Forge Pro, and Adderall Pro.

Controls: WASD or Arrow Keys to fly around, and Space or LeftMouse to…. use your… weapon.
(The controls can be configured in the setup screen, and joysticks/gamepads are supported too)

Mac OS X Build
Tested on 10.8.2, may work on earlier versions

Windows Build
Tested on XP, W7, and W8

Original Soundtrack (MP3)

Watch out, the difficulty ramps up very quickly in the second half (after the mountains!)

50 Responses to "D I C K H A N D"

  1. Notthatguy 28/01/2013 09:01:43

    I dont even game.

  2. finefin 28/01/2013 09:01:44

    well… that is essentially what shoot’em’ups are about: PENIS! in space.

  3. vibe/crc 28/01/2013 09:01:26

    I had a pretty strange experience playing this game, but I enjoyed it. Also, the OST is great. :)

  4. nutter123 28/01/2013 10:01:08

    Oh yeah, I’ve been playing dickhand in my bedroom for years now

  5. HeroFailz 28/01/2013 10:01:55

    What.

  6. nameoftheyear 28/01/2013 10:01:37

    How appropriate that this game takes a while to get hard (but when it does it’s just surprisingly nonstop hard)

  7. Patrick Jacks 28/01/2013 11:01:20

    Ha! So awesome

  8. Mr.man 28/01/2013 12:01:48

    AwSoMe GaMe!1 aWsOmE gAmE1!

  9. Pieter 28/01/2013 01:01:32

    FYI, I’m still a kid, and I’ve just been scarred for life.

  10. winnieplaysminecraft 28/01/2013 04:01:13

    i don’t know what to say

  11. skyline 28/01/2013 05:01:25

    jake, this is why I love you.

  12. Matthew Hizzle 28/01/2013 06:01:35

    Every time I ask myself WWJD I realize that this is what I strive to be.

  13. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? 28/01/2013 09:01:29

    ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

    PD : ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

  14. shawn damon che douglas phase 29/01/2013 07:01:34

    this game gives edging a whole new meaning brotha. glad to see your refinery here for sure.

  15. nhex 30/01/2013 03:01:38

    Entertaining!

  16. Wallace 13/02/2013 05:02:07

    Hi Jake, came across with double dragon neon on PS3 just now, I am totally astonished by your work, this is what music, especially game music should be!

    Attractive yet Hypnotic rhythm, this is a vital part to enjoy a game like this as a gamer. I want to totally immersed into the game settings, and your work brings it to me.

    As I go through the game, the music somehow get to my nerves, couldn’t help but wonder ” how nice is this music!”

    Honestly, I was attracted to play only because of the game title, your work strengthen the game play experience, making it more enjoyable then it should be. It totally brings back my memories of 80′s with a combination of modern freshness, probably now the biggest reason why I would replay the game.

    Just want to express my gratitude for your work and please keep it up for the love of gamers all over the world.

  17. maugryph 04/03/2013 10:03:43

    now I have seen everything. Thanks Jake.

  18. 12 05/03/2013 02:03:48

    I need the sequel PussyFoot

  19. ryballs 07/03/2013 05:03:52

    Nice game.. Just wondering if/when you are ever going to release your Jenny18 bot?

  20. Mr. Spastic 28/03/2013 05:03:37

    Wow I couldn’t help but cracking up when I tried this out. Awesome.

  21. cyrus 14/06/2013 11:06:29

    Adderall Pro.

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  23. Will 03/09/2013 02:09:08

    I’ve dug your stuff for years – keep up the good work. It’s never easy, but you inspire people with your creation, and I’m glad you persist.

    You might not realize, but even your songs bear fruit: this song was a combination of me listening to a lot of blues and FX2, specifically “Blast Off,”

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPFiRWUbBU8

    It’s might not be obvious in any major way, but for me the vibe and the progressive element was what drove the writing. Anyway, always glad when a new Virt track is posted. Rock on!

    Will

  24. I'm the King Of something (not sure) 01/11/2013 12:11:11

    Its hard to play and ROFL at the same time. Thanx

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    This game was surprisingly really good. If Sin & Punishment and Spaceballs had a baby this would be it.

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